A cannibal attending the witch doctor's office complained of sever heartburn. "What have you been eating lately?" asked the witch doctor. "I have had a run on missionaries lately." replied the groaning patient. "What kind of missionaries?" queried the doctor. Between groans, the patient said "The kind with the long robes, balding heads, and sometimes wearing a hood." "And just how did you cook them?" asked the witch doctor. "Oh, the usual way", said the patient, I boiled them in my big pot over an open fire." "That explains it" cried the with doctor, "they aren't boilers, they are friars."

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