While driving along a country road a man noticed a chicken was keeping up with him. He stepped on the gas, and at 50 km/h the chicken was still with him. The same was true when he got to 60 km/h, and by the he was doing 70 the chicken was out in front. It was then that he noticed the chicken had three legs. Suddenly the chicken made a sharp turn into a lane, and the man followed it to a farm. There were chickens running all over the place. And they all had three legs. "All your chickens have three legs," said the man to the farmer. "Did you develop this special breed?" "I sure did," the farmer replied. "Why?" "Well, there are three in the family, and we all like drumsticks." "That's wonderful. How do they taste?" "Darned if I know. I ain't been able to catch one yet."

-Dennis Manz,